A Group Chat Is Not a Situation Room is a government accountability T-shirt about national security theater leaking into group messaging. Serious operations are supposed to leave records, clear roles, and adults in the room, not a thread of bubbles and a stomped CLASSIFIED stamp. The chat-panel artwork turns a process failure into a joke you can wear without naming any official or agency logo. This progressive political shirt fits oversight hearings watch parties, campus debates, tech-and-democracy events, and election season when competence becomes a punchline. Wear it if you want public power handled with procedures that match the stakes, including secure channels that are actually secure. Ratify This made it for voters, journalists, and civic nerds who know a group chat is not a situation room.
